Why Must I Tinker?

 Well, I started out saying that the last thing I needed was another guitar. How wrong I was! Just kidding. I am happy to report, after spending a total of $87.37, I have been offered $100 in trade-in credit.  PROFIT!!! Now, I didn't figure in the cost of things I had laying around. Old pots, the set of strings in a size I no longer prefer, the old pickups. And luckily, tinker hours don't count as work hours, or even at minimum wage I'm pretty sure the total would then be somewhere around the cost of a new Harley Benton.  Tinker hours are precious and priceless. Tinker time is the best anti-depressant during a long, cold winter. Too bad I don't have the patience to deal with Craigslist types, I assume the store will put a $200 price tag on it. Hopefully someone finds it useful. Or someone decides they need another guitar just to keep tuned in open G or something. I'm just glad it has been resurrected.  Let me say this: I did have to do one more thing, a little fret ...

 At the end of each of these posts, I have spontaneously thought up the title for the next post, without giving it much thought. Just typing it hot off the mind-press. Some intuition must have been at play when I ended the Pickguard Hell post, because purgatory is exactly what I got from the pickup situation. I should wrap up the pickguard thing though. It worked! I basically went conservative when cutting out the pickup holes, then slowly and carefully hand filed and sanded them to fit. I was in the other room hitting the drums in celebration when I heard a strange noise. It was Rye plucking the low E with his one good tooth. He's a thorough supervisor. If I ever catch him with his paw hovering over the 12th fret checking intonation, I'm filing a complaint with HR. Speaking of, despite having no way to adjust it, the intonation is pretty spot on. Although it did come out quite a bit better, I should probably apologize to the creator of the pickguard that was on when I bought t...

 Called it! I told you, I told you, I told you. Or maybe I just told myself. Regardless...if you EVER, EVER, EVER need a pickguard for a guitar or bass, buy one pre-made. If you can't find it, take the guitar to a luthier type and pay the big bucks for a custom made. If the guitar isn't worth the cost, just keep it next to your bed to use as a weapon to fight an intruder. I just want to say, I haven't exactly slacked off for no reason. Yes, I knew the pickguard thing would be miserable, I've done it twice before, but I haven't done it when it was 1 degree Fahrenheit outside, and not feeling much warmer in the garage. Then, this: I did my first open mic! It is quite different going solo compared to getting up with a band, even as a former front-person (shout out to Welfare Soldiers!) I want to thank the G-Man for the encouragement. I plan on embarrassing myself again soon.  So, this pickguard thing. You take a piece of plastic, and no matter how you cut it (literally...

 Inspiration can ebb and flow. It can also be selective.  I finished the nut two days ago. I was super excited to dig into it, and encouraged by Mr. Guitarchaeology's reminder that with the zero fret, the nut doesn't have to be absolutely perfect, just filed slightly lower than the zero fret but high enough to hold and guide the strings to the tuners. What I was less inspired to do was take the time to write this post, partly because when I sit down to type I hear the drums next to my desk calling, and partly because several of my fingertips are cracked and bloody from the dry weather. All the filing and sanding didn't help! One thing I do draw a lot of inspiration from is all the instructional videos on the Youtube. I'm no fan of most thing interwebs. Never been on Facebook. I never bother to erase emails. Currenty have 3,719 in my inbox. Ok. I'm back. Sweet Home Chicago came up on Spotify and the drums called again.  So yeah, Youtube and Spotify good. Blah to the ...

 Among the myriad of mysteries surrounding the Harmony H 804, one conundrum has risen above all others: How did I not notice the twist in the neck? Sure, I was excited about a project, and sure, a professional may be able to correct it. However, I am no pro, and I am not about to pay one the amount it would cost to attempt to fix it. I assume, despite my constant running of humidifiers, with the low Colorado humidity all my guitars may one day suffer the same fate.  New worst case: The H 804 becomes wall art. I still have hope that it will function as a post post-punk garage-jazz ballad-thrash machine. Onward we tinker! Let's give this (twisted) neck some love! I did a bit of fret polishing, and oiled the dry-as a high-altitude desert-fretboard. It darkened up quite a bit. I imagine that even in 1980 these were advertised as "vintage style tuners." A little bit of lube and screw adjustments, and they are all now turning. Hopefully they hold string tension. I was anxious t...

Where do I even start? Almost everything on this guitar needs help, replacement, or taken out back and shot. Hang on!  Here's a list, pictures will follow as items are addressed: Queensryche sticker. Cracks (at least in finish) in body at either side of neck joint.  Two frozen tuners. Missing screws on bridge. Truss rod nut dangling loose. Missing nut. Oh lord. A homemade pickguard in roughly (and I do mean roughly) the same shape as original. Ground wire from bridge dangling unattached. Pots soldered by blind man having epileptic fit. Pickups (which do make noise) taped to keep them in their covers. Queensryche sticker. The cracks in the body: Obviously this thing has taken a few hits. The upside is that when I gave it a little flex the crack wasn't expanding and contracting. I've seen plenty of small cracks, a few millimeters long, from necks being removed roughly, but never this long, on both sides! Here's why: A plywood body! A splendid tonewood known worldwide for ...

When I look back at most of my contributions to group text threads, I almost always cringe. My warped sense of humor doesn't always come through as I intended. I usually come away thinking that to at least one of the members of the group text I must've sounded like a dick. Or at the very least, dismissive of the seriousness of the topic. This holds true of a recent thread I was an unwilling participant of whilst my good friends/members of my last band were discussing the serious and important topic of what guitar my wonderful friend Lance should buy next. Strat-style with HH pickups vs. HSH? Les Paul? Other details were debated. Compound radius? Floyd Rose? Deluxe Tele? Mexican vs. American made? It was all hanging out there for juicy, serious discussion. And what was my historic contribution? Here's a direct quote from my asshole face: "I say go Jack White style, go into a couple pawn shops and get the cheapest weirdest beat up guitar you can find." Hardly helpfu...